This one goes out to our neighbors, those illustrious assmittens who lean out the windows of their F350s to point and laugh at W and I, as we cut our grass using environmentally friendly tools. By which I mean a push mower, an ancient scythe, and a pair of kitchen scissors.

Yardwork sounds like this:
W: "hoddddd....ahh-hoddddddd...ah-hod-hod-hoddddd"
Assmittens: "Hoot! Holler! Honk-honk! Redneck laughter!"
E: "snip-snip-snip-fuckingJERKS-snip..."
W: "sigh"