...that I fucking HATE with a BURNING FIREY PASSION the first person dog descriptions. SEPRA told me to write one up for Isabel, so I whipped out some of my OHS magic and presented them with a clear, concise, balanced description of the dog, written in a thorough but cheerful style. I was quite pleased with it, and emailed it to my contact as instructed.

When my profile of Isabel appeared on the website, someone had tacked on to the top "Hi, my name is Isabel! I am an owner surrender, and am now looking for my loving forever home! I am so excited to meet my new family! Here is what my foster family has to say about me." (Insert awesome OHS-style, non-lame description that I'd emailed them here).

So yes, apparently the rule is that dog descriptions must be written "see spot run" style, in the first-person. Because you can't trust a profile of an animal unless that animal explicitly endorses it herself.

*headdesk*

Some people really seem to insist on being irritating. Even when you give them an out, when you pass it to them on a silver platter, the whole exchange doesn't seem complete to them until they've injected some of their own personal LAME into it. I think that pretending that the little homeless pug is talking to you is creepy, but hey, I'm not very positive on the whole rescue pug thing right now* anyway.

*I am so totally going to do it again after Isabel. I know, I'm an idiot. Just don't tell W, he'll murder me.